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Top of the list: “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
No tags for this post.Top of the list: “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
No tags for this post.After months and months of rumors and speculations, Madonna and Richie are indeed divorcing.
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Madonna and Guy Richie have split, they have made a joint statment today..divorce is pending, they would like privacy at this time. Okay then, Guy would also like his testicles back. A guy can dream.
It seems that one of the Dharma stations OFF the island is in Australia! And is the key to the game?
Tags: LostParis Hilton and Benji Madden were spotted leaving the Mayfair restaurant in London. After dinner and drinks, the couple returned to their hotel. Paris sure looks grumpy in these photos!
I love you Banksy!!!!!! Now, if only the whole thing would fall over and smash Katie Homes and Tom Cruise. Squash! By the giant rat..no more boy friend jeans! Oh, that’s good arts.
Double take. What? Oh, weird. One of them has to be locked in the basement and kept as a spare.
Everybody turned up for Madonna’s Filth And Wisdom, which I’m picturing as Truth Or Dare with more wrinkles and less bottle deep throating. Lohan looks special ed there. Nice pic, Blow, yes, I’d like fries with that. Oh, Madge and The Blow are going to do a duet together, which I assume is different than just munching each others mangy mirkin. And..Madonna and Guy Richie are splitting for real, say the gossips. He’s moving out of HER mansion into his own. No word on who get custody of her gun shoes and penis. Madonna needs to keep her bony fingers off Jason Lewis. And why didn’t the paps get close ups of his face? They have 50,000 shots of Madge’s washed up mug and SO OVER hair.
Well, we never know who shops on eBay!
I guess it was a night when they had nothing else better to do, so Tony and Jackie (Victoria Beckham’s parents) were shopping on the famous website, when they saw their son in law’s (David Beckham) soccer shoes for sale, as well as some of their daughter’s clothes.
Since they weren’t busy, they decided to go check if these articles were still at the couples’ place.
Surprise! Surprise! The article were missing. In fact, it was the housekeepers Eric and June Emmett, an old couple who had been working for the Beckhams for over 10 years, who stole the articles, trying to make a quick buck on eBay.
Well, they lost their jobs, and the police is still investigating. What a nice retirement plan.
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It all happened in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
A $99,867 Cartier diamond ring was hidden on a silver tray, as Samantha Ronson and girlfriend Lindsay Lohan were having dinner watching the sunset.
According to a source from the Esperanza hotel, “Sam brought Lindsay down at 9pm to a huge dining table laid out by the water’s edge.
Sam really went all out and even arranged for a group of Mexican singers to entertain them with songs. It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond that Sam had bought before the holiday.
Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted. It was such a beautiful setting with perfect weather and was really romantic.”
They then went back to their $2,600-a night room and celebrated all night.
Well, congratulations to the happy couple!
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